Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Beluga (White Whale, Delphinapterus leucas): A big white but otherwise hot babe, who has particularly pale skin due to her rarely choosing to undress in public, or daylight.
"I've not seen Judy in a bikini before. She's a big girl, but she's hot."
"Yeah, a real Beluga Babe. Tasty."
"Yeah, a real Beluga Babe. Tasty."
by walkin-dead November 26, 2011

by Swordlegend32 June 11, 2022
