bagonkie Share definition Flag When someone dies from being hit in the head by a penis. Ryan died last night after Tanner hit him in the head with his penis. It was the first bagonkie I've ever witnessed and it was so messed up. bagonkie by Tittsmcgee April 5, 2024 0 0 Get merch Get the bagonkie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch