t-shirt axis of evil

The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.

Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...

by Mango Tomango February 25, 2010

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.

"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"

by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010

major axis

The longest diameter of an oval

The major axis of the oval is 5.
The major axis of an oval is 2a.

by DictionaryGuy5000 February 9, 2019

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axi

A silly gay person, who loves his his boyfriend.

Def choose their own name cuz no parent would name them that

Person 1: Did you see that person? He's holding has with that emo boy
Person 2: Definetly an axi

by lilllllllllllllo February 19, 2025

Trans-ISIS Axis

The informal alliance between Western leftists, Arab homosexuals (most of whom are sycophants of the West), and genocidal Sunni chauvinists such as the FSA, ISIS, HTS, and Iraqi Ba'athists. They enthusiastically supported the terrorist takeover of Syria and engage in pathological levels of denialism regarding Hamas' relations with the rest of the Axis of the Resistance. Some but not all carve out an exception for Ansarallah, having convinced themselves that they're basically Saddamites, and despite having never stood up for them when it mattered most during the Arab coalition's war of aggression against Yemen. Also commonly support Ukraine in its proxy war against Russia, whom they accuse of "Sunni genocide" or whatever.

I had to leave the Palestine protest because there were so many LGBT and FSA flags there. The trans-ISIS axis strikes again!

by Oraikib Sinan Ibrahim February 21, 2025

Axi

The sweetest kind of girl ever, though a little perverted

"Axi is so sweet!"

by 2hndkalgg December 25, 2023