The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.
by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016
"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022
Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.
by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022
by katiekat555 November 22, 2022
As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 22, 2022
Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
by lake_huron November 21, 2022