glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

glued an acorn by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

Cresting an Acorn 

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

Cresting an Acorn by Timithin November 24, 2020

Orange Acorn 

On the popular social media platform "Yik Yak", the Orange Acorn is one of many icons representing a user reply. It is by far the rarest icon to be used and is therefore very special. The user with the Orange Acorn is often assumed to have god-like power for that yikyak post.

The Orange Acorn has spoken.

Orange Acorn by SomePersonFromEarth September 29, 2015

iraqi acorn

the act, of shoving an acorn up a butthole then by violently squezing and farting out the crushed acorn and poop into somebody's mouth.

Man, last night that iraqi acorn was stranger then a june bug in july

iraqi acorn by scrappy elizabethan June 21, 2009

Columbus Acorn 

Giving someone the Columbus Acorn means to grab and squeeze your ball sack, and then a guy puts his dick in the middle and fucks it.

He was being a douche, so I fucked him the Columbus Acorn way.

Columbus Acorn by Mike Posato December 18, 2008

Moist Acorn Penis 

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

Moist Acorn Penis by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

Drop the acorn 

1. To party hard.

Named after the huge acorn that drops down in Raleigh, NC on New Years Eve to symbolize the start of a new year, and thus the climax of the party.

Glen: "Are you going out tonight?"
Sarah: "Yeah, I'm going to drop the acorn!"

Drop the acorn by glenwilliam November 14, 2011