Acorn

Acorn is equivalent to the kid friendly way of saying Nut

Guy 1: Imma bout to acorn bro
guy 2: dats nasty

by Acorn-man December 7, 2018

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.

"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024