Acorn

Name:
very trustworthy and kind

can be stoopid and fun to talk to

very nice person and is caring towards everyone

OMG LOOK THERE'S ACORN
ITS ACORN! HES SO NICE

by BOO🍩 June 5, 2020

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

gay acorn

Not quite a gay icon, but looked up to by many for his or her strong opinions regarding his or her sexuality.

Speaker 1: That lady down the block has rainbows all over her back yard. Is she gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She’s not a famous icon, but she’s definitely the area’s gay acorn.

by Jenamy May 26, 2018

Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

Acorns

Absolutely batshit insane, moreso than just nuts.

Oh my God, have you gone acorns?!

by Goyangi July 31, 2025