abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022

Abbas

A Description of Lion. Fierce warrior who fight like a Lion when it is about a loved one.

Ohh yeahhh ABBAS....Don't stop!

by Smok1n November 23, 2021

Dirty Abbas

When you pour oil over the floor whilst inserting an inflatable butt plug up your rectum than inflating creating the Abbas sensation. Meanwhile you attempt to suck your own penis whilst squirming like a cockroach on its back.

I felt really lonely last night, so I decided to treat myself to a Dirty Abbas.

by I Love ABG's October 12, 2025

Uncle Abbas

Palestinian equivalent of Uncle Tom. A sellout and a race traitor to his fellow Palestinians

Uncle Abbas is subservient to Israelis. He loves to suck Israeli cock

by Kotarojujo069 November 21, 2024

abbas

he is hareb , he is billionaire , he can get a 50 mlyon in one day , teaching people by telling his stories and his adventures , by telling them that he got a 20/20 in maths , and why rolex is sooo expensive .. and he is from TIZI OUZOU !!

person 1 : ya kho ani hab nwli nrbah 100 mlyon f nhar

person 2 : hhhhhh you'r such a abbas

by algerian_nigga February 3, 2017

Abbas

Someone who really likes kids and is violent towards special needs hamsters

Aw man I wish abbas ain't here I got my special needs hamster with me and my kids

by Pat key February 2, 2024

Abbas

Baby face boy whose main aim in life is to get married and listen to every order his wife will give.
Also know for his amazing dance skills and poetry. Loves flowers and bees. Abbas' are usually located in the North West region as this is lucky for them, they will gain great success by staying in this area.

You're as whipped as Abbas.

by TonyJones12345678 November 22, 2021