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McKenna Shuffle

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.
Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.
by blueballz06 October 20, 2008
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mckenna susan brosz

She is a beautiful amazing and sweet person. She is very strong on the inside but if you get her talking she breaks down and will tell you about her life. McKenna Susan Brosz is a blessing to this world and if you ever find her you’re extremely lucky so keep her held close to your heart and never let her go
by Truthteller1901 December 12, 2019
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Zoie McKenna Parker

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares
by Zpower October 19, 2019
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Mckenna Nims

The bestest person in the world. Loves soccer. Very popular and pretty. Loves her friends and is not afraid to do crazy things. A MCKENNA NIMS is always funny and entertaining. She loves feel happy!!!
Wow look at that McKenna Nims. She has some real swag.
by Kgcookiemonster March 19, 2013
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McKenna

The greatest girl you will ever meet and she is super nice. She is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she’s more comfortable. She’s very smart and super sweet she Is an amazing photographer and cheerleader. I love this girl with all my heart and she makes my world light up. I think everyone should have a McKenna in there life but not back off this one is mine. ( your BF Groot aka Chris)
I love you McKenna
by Groot 117 November 11, 2019
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Claremont McKenna

Claremont McKenna women:
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by Gordon (aka Henry) September 27, 2020
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McKenna

A beautiful girl with a short temper. Most likely has terrible anger issues. She also probably has anxiety, depression, and PTSD but doesn’t like to tell anyone because she thinks they’ll think she’s weak. Yells at parents, friends, just anyone in general. She’s always calling people mean nicknames if she can’t remember or doesn’t know your name. She seems powerful and mean, and she is but she has a few soft spots for the people she cares about. She believes she has to be the best at everything. She’ll seem like she doesn’t care about most things (which she doesn’t) but some things she does care about. She’s extremely intelligent and probably has a few hidden talents. If someone doesn’t show at least one sign their intimidated or afraid of her, she’ll take it as a personal challenge. She also prefers to work alone. She’s intimidating, beautiful, dangerous, strong, occasionally nice, athletic, and is always yelling.
Person 1: “McKenna just called me a dunce! Who the hell does she think she is?!?”
Person 2: “idk but don’t mess with her, she had a crazy temper and won’t hesitate to fight or argue with you.”

Person 1: “oh.. well thanks for telling me that, I was about to fight her!”
by dumb idiot October 1, 2020
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