v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
by tneveca August 25, 2009
by John from 17 March 03, 2010
Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!
Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.
Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.
by Hazique15 August 17, 2011
In economics, a monetary policy in which the value of the local currency is determined by the foreign exchange markets, with some intervention by the government (or its allies) in the event of excessive or dangerous movements.
Usually the term is applied when the country ignores long term shifts in value, but intervenes directly to avoid crises.
Usually the term is applied when the country ignores long term shifts in value, but intervenes directly to avoid crises.
Most of the nations in the world have neither a hard peg nor floating currency, but something in between--a dirty float, in which trade is under some restrictions.
by abu yahya July 11, 2008
I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.
by the Votee May 29, 2005
A way of smoking meth or coke.
Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.
Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.
by nikkkkkk October 29, 2012
Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
by CABoots January 24, 2017