Novel plop

Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.

Man I just took a novel plop, stay away from the fantasy section!

by Mysterious dumper October 8, 2017

Tinder Plop

The act of browsing tinder whilst taking a shit.

Two new matches... What a productive tinder plop.

by Shwagger January 3, 2017

drippy plop

when you take a dump and your poop starts dripping and then it plops.

today at the office, i took a mad drippy plop. the rest room was never the same after that.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

plop stop

A break from what you are doing in order to go and defecate.

I'm just going for a plop stop.

by roooby May 4, 2017

plop twist

when you go to take a number one and end up shitting instead; a wild ass ride.

Man I had a plop twist last night, I'm shook.

by wonderfulThingBoutPickle December 23, 2016

Floor plop

Taking a massive crap next to a toilet just because you can. Other variations include urinal plopping, sink plopping, upper back plopping and afro plopping.

"Holy Shit! Someone floor plopped in this stall."
or
"I feel mischievous. I think I will floor plop in a port-a-potty."

by RonnieDel September 22, 2007

drop a plop

verb: To take a dump; To emit faeces from one's anus; To devastate a toilet with your mighty bowels.

See shit, dump, crap, drop the bomb

1. Where is the toilet, I need to go drop a plop.
2. Where is the urinal, I need to go drop a plop (see urinal-poop)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003