Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 02, 2021

Columbia, SC

A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.

"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "

by Big Block February 15, 2024

Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!

I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!

by KnockOut123 July 12, 2009

Columbia Day

I confusing way to refer to "Columbus Day."

Hey, It's Columbia Day!

by Avatar_TLAB-fan October 19, 2010

columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

CUNY Columbia

City University of New York at Columbia, because we all know the Ivy League is only HYP.

The two worst colleges in New York: SUNY Ithaca and CUNY Columbia.

by wildesfeuer January 22, 2018

DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.

The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021