Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'

A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "

by Luck7ess November 2, 2022

shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

Pterodactyl

A boneless chicken wing. Slang term from Boston, as per urban legend originated from the idea that “ptero” means wing and “dactyl” means finger, in Ancient Greek

“Dude you wanna chicken wing”
“Bro that’s not a wing, that shit’s a pterodactyl!”

by nombredeusuario February 12, 2024

Pterodactyl personality

The act of feeling like a pterodactyl

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021

pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.

At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.

by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021