huff my bird

Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick

"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"

by AC July 09, 2005

huff n puff

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical

He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.

by Pongo January 27, 2007

huff my root

Suck My Dick

“Hey loan me 50 bucks and your car?”
-“No way! Huff my root!

by SaggyBoi August 06, 2023

go huff raid

Originally Quoted on totse.
1, Go Huff Raid
2, chop up baby and simmer on a low heat
3, ???
4, Profit!

Wait, Won't Huffing Raid Kill Me?

Oh, piss off already. Raid is bug poison. If it killed humans, wouldn't it be called human poison? Unless you're really weak like a bug, Raid won't kill you.

Huffing raid will not kill you.....You should do it Yea
Go Huff Raid

by [LoD]Neb November 06, 2007

COCK HUFF-ER

SOMEONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THE DEEP INHALING OF PHALLUS.

I HEARD THAT GUY JOE SCHMOE OVER THERE IS QUITE THE COCK HUFF-ER.

by CATHAIL August 15, 2005

Huff Number 9

A hair care product that causes bushiness of the eyebrows and a mild afro.

I just love what Huff number 9 does to my hair and eyebrows.

by HuffNumber9 April 06, 2004

Pulled a Huff

1. Reporting the addition of a word or saying on a site that has millions of made up words.

Wow. HuffingtonPost.com just "pulled a huff" with their story on Pullin' a Palin.

by Artamentous July 10, 2009