huff my bird

Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick

"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"

by AC July 26, 2005

huff n puff

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical

He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.

by Pongo December 14, 2008

huff my root

Suck My Dick

“Hey loan me 50 bucks and your car?”
-“No way! Huff my root!

by SaggyBoi August 6, 2023

go huff raid

Originally Quoted on totse.
1, Go Huff Raid
2, chop up baby and simmer on a low heat
3, ???
4, Profit!

Wait, Won't Huffing Raid Kill Me?

Oh, piss off already. Raid is bug poison. If it killed humans, wouldn't it be called human poison? Unless you're really weak like a bug, Raid won't kill you.

Huffing raid will not kill you.....You should do it Yea
Go Huff Raid

by [LoD]Neb November 28, 2007

COCK HUFF-ER

SOMEONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THE DEEP INHALING OF PHALLUS.

I HEARD THAT GUY JOE SCHMOE OVER THERE IS QUITE THE COCK HUFF-ER.

by CATHAIL September 13, 2005

Huff Number 9

A hair care product that causes bushiness of the eyebrows and a mild afro.

I just love what Huff number 9 does to my hair and eyebrows.

by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

Huff

That one teacher that is still a virgin at the age of 69 and hasn't stood up in 10 years

Ugh, I hate Mr.Huff! He brings his chair everywhere!

by XxPussyDemolitionDerbyxX April 22, 2019