Tesla Roadster

Is that a Tesla Roadster? I've heard it's fucking awesome.
by krlyos December 15, 2011
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Tesla fever

A euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc.

Symptoms:
- A huge grin (aka Tesla grin).
- Continuously talking about Tesla.
- Prolific contributor in TMC forums.

Cure:
Buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).
Joe's bout of Tesla fever didn't subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new Model S.
by P13878 October 24, 2013
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Tesla Model S

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.
Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.
by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013
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Tesla Model X

A ~5,300lb (2,400 kg) full-sized all-electric crossover SUV with falcon-wing styled rear doors. The same doors that halted delivery of the vehicle by 4-6 months and forced engineers to develope new ultra-sonic sensors that could see through aluminum. The P90D version goes 0-60 mph (0-100 kph) in 3.2 supercar crushing seconds and takes it to the 1/4 mile (400 meters) in 11.6 seconds, faster than any production SUV built in history. This is done using its 762 combined horsepower dual-electric motors.

Model X boasts the first true HEPA filter to be put in a car. Tesla claims that no viruses, bacteria or spores can be detected in the cabin. The car is the only fully-electric vehicle with a towing-capacity of up to 5,000 pounds (2,300 kg).
CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk, said in an interview about the Tesla Model X, "I'm not sure anyone should have made this car ... it's like, really hard to build."

He then went on to say, "There are so many more features and difficult to build parts on the Model X than it is necessary for us to sell the car."
by Elon's Butthole June 25, 2016
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Tesla time

The time a Tesla owner spends each day educating others on their car's features or on EV's in general. Tesla time can be spent with friends/family but is most often taken by random curious people who spot the car on the street.
Honey, I'm going to be a little late getting back from the mall. It's Tesla time again.
by Mayhemm March 03, 2014
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Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.
<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022
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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 06, 2018
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