Teacher

A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages

and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.

Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 12, 2018
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Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.
Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
by Jontronisanazi January 25, 2018
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Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.
Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse
by GucciGangDab July 07, 2018
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A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.

She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.

One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) February 17, 2018
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by gregoryfan83 May 31, 2018
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A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits
Teacher- can you please do this
Kids- Niqqa fuck off
by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019
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A teacher is a demon sent from hell, who takes the joy of children and forces them to do things they don't want to, and in the night they hunt little kids in the night 😏 In search for a good teaching
Mom: A teacher took my daughter, and son, but we don't care about the son, just the daughter
by V.20 April 11, 2019
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