Teacher

1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck

Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit

by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020

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Teacher

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

by <21savage> March 11, 2019

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A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.

Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages

and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.

Students- Ugh.

by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018

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Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

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An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018

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A teacher is a demon sent from hell, who takes the joy of children and forces them to do things they don't want to, and in the night they hunt little kids in the night 😏 In search for a good teaching

Mom: A teacher took my daughter, and son, but we don't care about the son, just the daughter

by V.20 April 11, 2019

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