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A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.
"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015
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Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.
"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."
by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012
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tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019
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