Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019

Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.

If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom

by free_billy_ September 22, 2019

Tom

A legend, who may have betrayed you a few times, you've known him forever and you've been friends forever.

There's Tom what a legend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee

Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr

by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019

Tom

A bitch who don't give you diamonds in minecraft

Me: give me my diamonds
Tom: nahhhhh

by Keiran B March 31, 2020

Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020