swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover

“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”

by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023

Swifties

The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.

Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift

Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …

by EIKOOP_YM33P August 19, 2024

Swifties

The biggest glazers to ever exist.

Swifties are really annoying.

by DillionDog September 26, 2025

Swiftie

A fan of American singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift.

''if you insult Taylor Swift in front of a swiftie, it's basically suicide!''

by Alexa plena November 25, 2022

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023