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swiss cottage secondary school 

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????
swiss cottage secondary school no money sia
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Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School 

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble
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teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

Columbia Secondary School 

you join the school thinking you smart and realize how dirty it be with rice on the walls and fights in the hallway lmao
You heard about Columbia Secondary School? I heard the kids are mad smart
AHAHAHA YOURE BUGGING DONT GET ME STARTED

Deyi Secondary School

What da dog doing
good school, recommend if you want a school that is good enough if you don’t have enough points for a better school
A: “we go deyi secondary school
B: “sure bro”

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary school is the better than Punggol Secondary school. The teachers in Greendale Secondary school genuinely cares about the students’ well being and are decent towards the behaviour. The teachers and the year heads are also very friendly and chats with students on a daily basis like a friend. In Greendale, students are treated like a one big family. It is a positive, cheerful and motivational environment that many students see it as a ‘second home.’ It offers unique experiences such as outdoor cooking during physical education, camps, class sales, games carnival, Greendale carnival and so on. The class sales is a unique experience for many Greendale students. The teachers are able to notice your unsteady emotions and gives advice to you. They are really trustful unlike other schools.
Primary six student: I wanna go to Punggol Secondary School
Parents: Go to Greendale Secondary School. You will enjoy better there.

tampines secondary school

all xiasuey yps inside this school, like to dye hair and put one leg sleeve tattoo, showing off said tattoo by wearing extremely short pants. likes to talk to more than one girl at once and think they are extremely cool

geylang methodist secondary school 

teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?
person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks