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Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!
Anti-Seahorsism by Actry_ April 30, 2022
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Dirty sea horse 

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.
"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."
Dirty sea horse by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023