salat

A food consisting of a healthy variety of vegetables, humorously named after the Islamic prayer done five times a day, reflecting its wholesome nature.

After a week of junk food, I decided to make a big bowl of salat to balance things out.

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

Ass-sault

To consume the foods in the magical recipe below and then unleash the resulting "perfect storm" of pungent poop power upon your unsuspecting victims.

Component Food Item
The Base A large steak (heavy protein)
The Sulfur A massive side of roasted Brussels sprouts and garlic
The Catalyst 3-4 hard-boiled eggs
The Volume A side of black beans or lentils
The Finisher A large protein shake (whey isolate) and 2 dark beers

I made steak, eggs, Brussels sprouts and black beans and washed it down with a protein beer-shake, soon you fools will all experience my ass-sault

by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026