Sam is a special friend who you can tell anything to. She is loving, and gives the best hugs. She is crazy strong, and she knows her priorities. She’s also wicked funny and has a great laugh.
by stealyaboi May 26, 2019
Get the Sammug. A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.
Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
by Samk4569 August 14, 2017
Get the Sammug. by yunho_who July 8, 2010
Get the sammug. 
a cute little guy who always changes his mind and can nvr like the same girl for more than a month
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 3, 2008
Get the sammug. Is a really nice guy who generally fantasies about stuffing animals up his arse, has a huge appetite for food and drugs. he uses inventive words yet random words, he can be very cocky but a people person, kind, funny and on regularly basis likes to smell his own farts.
''Hey man Is it necessary to smell that while eating?''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
by The_King123123 July 28, 2012
Get the sammug.