Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.
1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!
2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!
3. He's a Ronnie Wood.
4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.
5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.
6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."
Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!
3. He's a Ronnie Wood.
4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.
5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.
6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."
Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
by Reverend Fatboy December 14, 2009
a huge cock that resembles a hourse cock but that is located on a guido. It looks like Ronnie from jersey shores arm holding a pumpkin.
hey Dowdall, what did you do last night? o i was just playin with my ronnie arm then went for a ride in my guido torpedo.
by T-But February 1, 2010
Ronnie 2k will continue to ruin my life and those that have the same curse.
I fear not of dying by his hand, but I fear of Ronnie me trapped inside my own mortality with little hope. My condolences to those who are experiencing these same irregularities. Godspeed. Since playing his cruel game, I have both gazed upon my God and my Devil.
The self awareness is what pains me the most. I know I’m falling, there’s no point in struggling.
God help me, Satan help me the new game is near. I fear for my sanity, what little I have left
####### ###### got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music. No one man to have all that
P O W E R
I fear not of dying by his hand, but I fear of Ronnie me trapped inside my own mortality with little hope. My condolences to those who are experiencing these same irregularities. Godspeed. Since playing his cruel game, I have both gazed upon my God and my Devil.
The self awareness is what pains me the most. I know I’m falling, there’s no point in struggling.
God help me, Satan help me the new game is near. I fear for my sanity, what little I have left
####### ###### got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music. No one man to have all that
P O W E R
Ronnie 2k is ruining my life
by Itskindagriffin September 2, 2021
Oh good ol’ Ronny d... this is the nickname for a drink that will go down as one of the best and most legendary drinks in the history of broke college kids trying to get blacked on any given day of the week. That drink, my friends, is Ron Diaz. Rumor has it that this is the only other drink, besides dos equis, that The Most Interesting Man In The World, Jonathan Goldsmith, will drink. It even comes with a black cherry flavor that tastes like pure gold in a plastic bottle. This truly is one of the best cheap booze options for us broke ass college kids. You really are tweaking if you aren’t drinking Ronny d with every meal.
Chris: “Yo dude what the fuck happened last night?”
Brett: “Dude don’t ask me, I blacked the fuck out at like 10 off that ronny d.”
Chris: “Hahaha ya same I don’t remeber anything past like 12. Man, that ronny d really does taste too damn good, its dangerous.”
Brett: “Ya, isn’t she the best!?”
Brett: “Dude don’t ask me, I blacked the fuck out at like 10 off that ronny d.”
Chris: “Hahaha ya same I don’t remeber anything past like 12. Man, that ronny d really does taste too damn good, its dangerous.”
Brett: “Ya, isn’t she the best!?”
by Brokecollegekiddrinkingron March 4, 2019
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