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Poonis

Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.
by gotar4 March 23, 2021
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POONIS

POONIS POONIS
I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS
by ElL3T September 16, 2024
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Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula
by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025
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Poonie

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poonie
by poooooonie June 9, 2022
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