rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014

Poncho Villa push out

When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.

~Steve Soelberg

Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.

Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.

by Vimless September 8, 2021

Poncho

The outter layer of a nut sack. Describes something bad.

Me: Someone pushed me

Friend: that's a poncho

by Mycheeseitzhavenolifeyaponcho June 15, 2018

Poncho

A lil gremlin that lurks in tbe woods stealing food out of trailers in the middle of the night through your windows.

Careful the poncho comes out at midnight

by Kotacantclutch is a faggot August 7, 2021

poncho party

Girls pooping and peeing on top of guys during intercourse while extremely intoxicated. (while wearing ponchos).

Yo I went to this poncho party and it smelled so bad. Poop an pee everywhere.

by Poncho whore April 21, 2014

Poncho

Poncho is a very good protected and is sometimes mean. Just don't get on his bad side. Loves his mom Elexis.

Poncho is a very good protecter

by Kind loving poncho very smart July 5, 2018

Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.

We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.

by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019