Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Conan O'Brien

the king of late night.

Someone: "Hey man, who's your favorite late night host?"
Me: "Conan O'Brien."

by theunholyblossom June 02, 2021

Faolan O'Brien

He is Literally Ryan Gosling, McLovin and Mike Ross, some say he rizzed up 2 exchange students at once

My friend is called Faolan O'Brien

by ShaneWalsh5 July 03, 2023

O'Brien

Dusty crusty ugly little dude he has an ugly sister he stinks he looks at girls botty in gym class he needs to get smacked he thinks he's cute but he's cute but he's not he has a 5th grade friend in he is in 7th grade he likes an 9th grader and he likes a 6th grader

O'Brien needs to get a haircut.

by Zonyell March 25, 2017

O'Brien's Law

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.

James couldn't get it up, and so he blamed Jeremy Corbyn. Thus O'Brien's Law was born.

by Corbynista March 24, 2021