He has a ginormous dick that he uses to stick up his best mate's assholes. He loves AFL so his big dick comes in handy when he uses it as a third leg to kick the ball hundreds of metres. After a 212-0 against Jindalee he gave his whole team free blowjobs and a couple of backshots if they needed them.
by uptownfunkslut August 17, 2022

by Zachary O'Brien December 17, 2016

the king of late night.
by theunholyblossom June 2, 2021

by Bingoting April 15, 2019

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.
by Corbynista March 24, 2021
