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National Grab an Ass day 

The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th
Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day

National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end
HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

National kissing and grab ass day 

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.
guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

National Grab-some-more Ass Day 

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

National grab a boys ass day 

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th
National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

National Grab your mans ass day 

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol