push mower

When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.

Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started

by LeroyJethroTullywick July 31, 2016

ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

by raybeez February 21, 2022

mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.

Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"

by Will700 December 13, 2023

Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!

My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard

by Swampmower February 29, 2024

lose a mower

losing a mowing in plants vs zombies is basically ego death because of how easy the game is, so losing a mower is ego death of the highest extreme.

" I'd rather die than lose a mower"
"Death or mower loss"

by Manmanmanman September 6, 2023

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023