by jayani <3 December 11, 2022
The most hilarious person you will ever meet, seemingly perfect except for the fact that she is Irish. Although she his thick and very sexy. One of the kindest people you will meet and their favorite quote is probably “In Mary we trust” or something along those lines.
by Mary=Simp April 29, 2022
Person A: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
by utterlyMary January 12, 2010
Token feme fatale. Mary dates all the hottest men in the universe including a certain Desmond Hume and Sayid Jarrah on their on remote island. She is the inventor of many know commonly used pop catch phrases such as, "Ha Ha Ha, Hilary Enns." & "Let's Sweeney Todd him." She takes the best pictures and holds sleepover parties in whic heveryone gets so drunk they cannot remember what they discussed and did the night before but the vaguely remember corn.
Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
Email: Trendsetter-Party-Girl@lost.com
You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
Email: Trendsetter-Party-Girl@lost.com
You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
by MMMJ August 16, 2008
Mary is a strong, amazing, insane (in a good way), quirky and funny girl! She is quite dark minded and will charge at anyone who hurts her friends! Yet she can’t stand up for herself. Be there for Mary because she needs a friend. She needs to know not to be insecure about herself. Let her cry on your shoulder if she must. Mary’s energy takes the best of her, but that’s what people love about her! Many boys will like her but are too shy to tell her!
by Hi! Enjoy! October 10, 2020
by BethLehemxx May 16, 2016
Mary is an amazing woman,she's the best you can find.She is very beautiful,sexy,confident,and super strong.She is usually older than you but that dosnt matter.She is sweet to everyone,and She has the best smile in the whole wide world.She is flexabe plays in a lot of sports and is good at most of them.Her eyes are miles deep and you can stare at them forever but she usually wont let you.She usually has a lot of guy friends,but she is very trust worthy,so don't even worry about it.she has the perfect size curv's,and has a great taste in music.She will always tell the truth which is a good quality but not when you try to lie to her or your parents.When a you get emotional involved with a mary,don't let her go.It will be the worst mistake of your life.
by ThatCute Guy November 06, 2018