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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023
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Motorcycling

The act of going for a motorcycle ride.
I went motorcycling with Vinny and Scott yesterday.
by Mpc2003 October 16, 2022
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Motorcycle trio

A piece of hick slang often used to describe when three straight men drive to a rural county to have sex.
Dude, did you hear that Jeff, William and Alex just had a motorcycle trio?
by SantanaAgave August 12, 2021
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Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way
Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan
by dictlover6969 May 6, 2021
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new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

Originally started in 1998 at ProSource motorsports in yorkville Illinois. It consisted of all of the fastest motocross racers in the surrounding Chicagoland area. Anybody who was anybody wore the NMO flag. Its creator, Big daddy Baird passed away in 2021.
In 2023 the NMO flag was resurrected, and is now standing tall back in Yorkville Illinois.
Its new home GP Cyclesports has become the new home for all Motocross,Supercross Enduro, Hare scramble racers to call home.

GP Cycle Sport is home to all of the fastest racers in the Chicagoland area.
We’re part of the new motorcycle order aka “NMO”
by Moto man January 4, 2024
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National buy your loved one a motorcycle day

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
by zuzzi March 20, 2024
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