Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
by Dirty Chaos February 14, 2017
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Mallori Scalzo

A young female living in Minooka, il, who is a beast singer, facebook addict, and cashiers LIKE NO OTHER at the local jewel osco. oh and david spinola is really cool.
also known as MAL SCALZ
hey, Mallori Scalzo is the example right now<.
by ninjadudeboy November 24, 2010
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Mallory Munion

the wife of a Munion who loves to cuddle and hook-up with her fellow Munion.
That Mallory Munion really loves her Munion
by suwobangin00 October 21, 2010
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Mallory R

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did you see Mallory R, shes "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8"
by GR8 DuDe DUnkiN doNUt December 17, 2018
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mallory maestre

Sweet, loving,caring young mother who loves her children so much but loves her oldest daughter "Gianna" more than the others
by Jayleeeeeennn June 27, 2017
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Mallory ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•

Mallory is a great friend to trust and the last person you would ever want to hurt. Her laughs make you laugh and her tears give you tears. Sheโ€™s the most beautiful and amazing friend youโ€™d ever meet and to hurt her would be a sin. If sheโ€™s upset THERE IS A REASON! Either send her a funny video or give her space (literally paint her a galaxy) jk but seriously donโ€™t loose her because if sheโ€™s gone you better believe her best friend is going to be there backing her up and making sure you stay out of her life for good.
Mallory ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’• is the best person Iโ€™ve ever met!
by Nebulanotfound January 27, 2021
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Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.
Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*
by Allie Waters-Statan July 04, 2019
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