Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.
Don't make me lumberjack slap you!
by Bogo May 13, 2004
A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.
by The Legend Lumberjack October 12, 2011
When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 03, 2015
by the R&L book February 10, 2009
A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.
by MONEYHOUSE December 05, 2006
When you take you dick and pour Maple syrup or Hunny which ever you prefer all over it. then once that is done stick you penis in sugar. Now that your penis is covered with sugar and maple syrup. now just have (preferred sex) suck that shit right off. = )
by Darrin D January 16, 2008
A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.
by Larry the Lumberjack September 23, 2010