commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 19, 2024

laidthuanian

the act of getting laid with a person of lithuanian nacionality

- You heard about Sarah?

- Yeah man she got laid with that lithuanian guy yesterday right?
- Yeah she got laidthuanian

by wellffshit November 11, 2017