Lax Boys

THE WORST EVER. Usually very cute but also very rude and entitled. Has a 2.5 (weighted) GPA but is confident he will get in to a top college lmao. Can usually be found in the Juul Room (aka the bathroom) hanging with the boys objectifying women. Drowns out sorrows in a 24-pack of Bud Light on a Tuesday night. Overall... not worth your time.

Person 1: I heard some idiots broke the elevator.
Person 2: Probs the lax boys.

“Hi my name is Josh, and I play lacrosse. My favorite thing to do is lacrosse. My favorite color is lacrosse. The name of my first born child will be lacrosse.”

by go irish June 25, 2020

LAX-Harpoon

When one Laxbrah takes the butt-end of their stick(has to be rubber), stabs their brah in their penny and continuously twists their stick until they can't move and are under your control. While doing the Lax-Harpoon one must yell HARPOON! it is the rule as to allow the person time to de-harpoon you

2 brahs are laxin it up outside o school and one is shagging a ball from the net the other brah turns and Lax-Harpoons him screaming HARPOON!

by jasonium May 26, 2010

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.

Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

by ball dropping beast June 6, 2014

lax locks

Lustrous hair belonging to the aggressive sub-species of sports players, homo sapiens laxus, more commonly known as "lacrosse players." Commonly known for their large physique, popped collars, and often womanizing behavior, these mammals typically have full, healthy manes, often envied by the other weaker members of the species, homo sapiens sapiens, aka normal dudes. One behavior associated with lax locks is the head toss, in which the hair is casually and smoothly flicked from the face.

Scrawny dude: Aw man, look at that guy's hair. It's so shiny and awesome looking.
Other dude: Bro, that's cause he's got lax locks. Only laxers are lucky to get that kind of hair.

by gegenteil February 16, 2010

lax it

if you where to relax you would lax it

hello mate what u doing 2nyt? u coming out.. nahh mate just guna lax it 2nyt the bitches will have to wait another day

by lewis huxley December 8, 2009

Lax Brah

A lax brah is an individual that plays lacrosse and emerses themselves in the culture. This means having lax sesh's, frisbee sesh's (usually with multiple frisbee's), or just chillen in the nice spring weather. Clothing stlye varies from fresh kicks with high socks, flip-flops, but the best choice is always barefoot. Shorts are worn year round. Flat billed hats are sometimes worn. Hair style is either long or shaved (like a 1 or 2). 311, Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Incubus, Wu-Tang are some of the usual music interests. A lax brah usually smokes pot and doesn't mind chillen with some bros. Women vary from hookups to steady girlfriends. The language is mostly slang.

Lax Brah 1-"Dude wanna rip (smoke pot)?
Lax Brah 2-"Yaa dude, lemme finish this game of NHL!"
Lax Brah 1-"Aight motha fucka."

by laxinitup44 October 29, 2009

Lax Stick

Tool of the trade for getting some hardcore laxing done.

Also known as spoon, wand, twig, lumber, strap, WMD, axe,staff,wood,cane, or rod

"I gotta go fix my stick"

"i gotta go tune my spoon"

"i gotta go sharpen my axe"

kid 1"Bro let's lax!"
kid 2"Alright yo lemme grab some twigs"

"I always carry my lax stick with me"

by Andrew234567 August 20, 2009