A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.
by Jewlover86 January 03, 2019
Jonah…. He seems great and loving caring but …. Lest be real heirs a hoe …. Now he could be nice, all I am saying is Jonah's … sweet talk a lot of girls … girls who think they think are easy to get at witch is every girl to them. You see this man will act like an boy …. He’s set in ways with daddy and moody issues that cause them anger witch is taking out on you , he will hit on your friends too …. Lie to your face even though everyone, his friends, your people’s told you he’s been leading you on , cheating however , Jonah will dine it .
Jonah is an cheater
by Rose m. R October 18, 2021
Ewe it Jonah, I hate him
by Con Reagel November 23, 2019
A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.
Example:
P1: "Wow, look at that guy."
P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."
P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
P1: "Wow, look at that guy."
P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."
P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
by NotReeder69 January 10, 2021
A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.
by PenisesMilks November 19, 2015
A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.
Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.
Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
by Sheabutter ass December 18, 2012