Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Jensen

Lard Literate

Jensen is lard literate

by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022

Dallas jensen

A really caring person. He is so loyal and caring. He has been through so much but will hide all his pain just to help someone. Hold onto him cause he always sees you for you.

Dallas Jensen is such a cool guy

by Dgtsvh October 15, 2022

Jensen

Noun

A hansome , smart and amazing man his intellect is phenomenal compared to anyone else

That person is suck a Jensen

by Wgjw9s9egw January 6, 2022

Jensen

He has a little brother called Nico. and Jensen is VERY ANNOYING like they always fight

Jensen: Hi annoying
Nico:Hi annoying
5 mins later
FIGHT
Jensen: DIE ANNOYING
Nico: NO YOU

by shotgun studios December 17, 2021