Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.

He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)

by Little Gords July 24, 2006

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

A person who juggles cocks while at the same time being a thunder cunt

That bitch right there is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by aeryk October 6, 2008

jangalang

Nick name for a fellow that is well endowed..........if you know what I mean. Meaning that it's so long, it sounds like a large chain when pulling it out.

She called me Frank till she saw me naked, now she calls me jangalang.

by Roachleg May 19, 2006

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.

Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?

by Schmike Miguel June 25, 2016

jiggling the glig

Slang for "jacking off"

"Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the glig"

by tendonitis October 19, 2008

Janging

is adding sperm to an already protein packed meal then claiming it's a conspiracy.

Dude, you be janging

by hothoff August 7, 2010