Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

Kindere Adulti

Pronunciation: Keen-druh Uh-doll-tee

Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).

A child who has reached the age of majority.

My kindere adulti is a doctor.

My kindere adulti is coming home for the holidays.

by Xoxosunset October 14, 2021

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

by rassclot May 13, 2025

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.

“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”

by kay_b3 May 25, 2018