Iranian roses

Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won

Wow the Iranian roses lost again

by Strumus September 11, 2023

Iranian Helicopter

An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”

Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.

by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022