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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
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i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like
(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like
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When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!
Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020
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Can I have a go?

Can I try?
Can I give it a try?
Can I take a turn?
by KungPaulChicken September 17, 2021
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I GOT TO GO PEE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021
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I gotta go pee

The term ''I gotta go pee''

Is a term referencing the use of a toilet and releasing fluids from your penis

Is can also be said as ''I gotta go piss!''
by LeanAnimator March 15, 2023
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i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

a very terrifying insult to assert dominance
person one :i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

person two: *starts crying*
by eggerydoo February 18, 2023
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