Madeline hauser

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

Adam Hauser

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Adam Hauser: They playin soccer in my backyard
Everyone: I think I see Messi!

by epicfreshmansamofdxc February 10, 2022

Jim Halsey

From the 1986 movie “The Hitcher.” He is a young man who picks up a very gay seeming hitchhiker and he gets put into LOTS of situations with him. Take that how you want.

My name is Jim, Jim Halsey
Hiya kid.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

Dr. Halsey

"Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey is the architect of the Spartan program. She's a decent artist, arguably a war criminal, and a bit of a caffeine addict."
- Cortana, 2022

Dr. Halsey just activated Silver Team. Run!!

by TheSmartestOutsider June 25, 2022