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Humpty Dumpty

When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
by Gayvid2006 January 11, 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it
Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
by BirdKibble July 25, 2022
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HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.
Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.
by Reese98 May 3, 2021
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Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"
by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021
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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
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Humpty Dumpty

Had sex
by Miles kay June 5, 2019
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