Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
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by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019
Get the DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa mug.The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them
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Get the sinor humpty hump mug.The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
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