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Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
by Modak May 13, 2014
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sinor humpty hump

The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them
I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump
by Sinor humpty hump November 27, 2019
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Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012
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National Humpty Dumpty Day

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty
by KF842 December 4, 2021
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