Triple Geezer

When a woman inserts your penis, and both testicles in her oral cavity as an act of sexual pleasure / debauchery

" Yo, you know Karen? The chick from last night? the catholic girl ? That bitch hit me with the triple geezer !!"

by WhoAmI667 September 15, 2019

amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).

Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!

by Mart2038 June 2, 2015

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

Fat Geezer

A fat geezer- an olde British term for a fat middle aged homosapien of the male sex. This is a name often used to poke fun at others. Call your mom a fat geezer, she’ll give you a cookie.

Hey, fat geezer, Get over here and mow the lawn!

by Rob drool March 16, 2020

Geezer rock

Old school rock. Same as Fogie rock. Rock of the 60's and 70's.

"My Mom and Dad went to see Jackson Browne last night, you know, That geezer rock"

by Summer O' Flannigan March 29, 2009