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they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.
person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭
by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018
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Peel me a grape

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.
Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.
by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022
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Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'
I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend
by Geepers1 March 26, 2011
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They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.
Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018
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Surgery on a grape

When someone does surgery on a grape
Oh no! We have to do surgery on a grape!
by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018
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have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"
other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008
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Grape in a chicken salad

It’s a sex thing. Commonly performed at mask parties and sometimes used as a code word. It’ll get you in the door and get you off.
by TheZissou December 23, 2024
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