Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.

1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."

by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011

Alligator Butt Fuck

When sitting on the toliet and the lights go out you have a fear of a alligator swimming through the sewer system into your toliet and shoving its nose into your ass and doing a death spin. Killing you very very slowly as your blood drains out of the massive hole in your ass that the alligator just made.

while taking a shit before football practice someone turned the lights out on joe and before he can yell to turn the lights on his ass hole is killed by the alligator butt fuck

by mcjagger22 November 30, 2010

alligator fuck house

when three or more naked people lock hands and ankles and roll over back and forth.

alligator fuck house is cool to do with girls.

by mike be. January 25, 2010

Alligator fuck

When you're on top having intercourse as a male. You are so fucked up ( but still hard )

She then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. Then proceeds to fuck you.

She alligator fucked me

by Dragon 1212 April 26, 2017

Alligator fuck house

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“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!

by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

Alligator fuck shack

A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.

Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.

by ~_ My_names_Jeff_~ December 21, 2024