Frodometry

The process of measuring how far a Hobbit travels.

Using Frodometry obsessed LOTR fans were able to determine the exact distance between the Shire and Mordor. The use of Frodometry has started an international conflict between LOTR fans and Harry Potter fans who have no means to measure how far Hogwarts is from London.

by Cuffy April 9, 2008

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

Frozone

Daddy

Frozone is daddy

by WhoTookAShet June 5, 2020

Froco

Slang for frozen coke

"Hey, let's go to McDonalds and get a Froco"

by Tater99 July 2, 2015

Frood

Noun

Frood

1. (slang): Really amazingly together
guy


Adjective

froody

1. (slang): In the manner of something
amazingly together

Noun-
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a Frood who really knows where his towel is.

Adjective-
Don't worry, everything's cool and froody.
You mean everything's under control?
No. That would not be cool and froody.

by kodiakus April 22, 2009

Frodo Faggins

A name given to a short gay male who is overly obsessed with anal rings. Characteristic of Frodo Faggins is that they are in love with themselves and have abnormally large hanging scrotums. (Also known as Frodo Saggins)_

Bobby knew he was in trouble when he bent down and saw a Frodo Faggins glaring from behind.

by cuchi October 2, 2003