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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).
teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!
by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023
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A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.
"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"
by 1x10 November 20, 2025
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Einstein

The smart dude who invented cool things
Me: Duuuuuuude i am like einstein
Friend: .................. Not really
Me: invent a hoverboard then
by Uarenotaman88 December 27, 2018
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Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!
by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014
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albert einstein from temu

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i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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Sideline Einstein

When you chill with someone famous and get the surplus dome they pass up
Yo I ended up on Charlie sheens yacht and got some sideline Einstein from his sisters friend.
by samrentch January 1, 2023
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