A man with an absurdly long, girthy penis. The sheer size of his schlong will devastate anyone who crosses his path.
Easton has a massive penis.
by JBONE4SHO March 5, 2022

If you have this name that means you are very hot and probably pull many girls and your also very strong and good at almost every sport.
by Factsonly100 December 2, 2021

eastons are hot as fuck and sometimes you think to youself "damn i'd like to fuck him" but they have the worst personality ever they will flirt with you and use your body to pleasure themselves but they also are pleasureing themselves to other girls as well
by iloveyourdadtons June 19, 2022

A fucking faggot with the tiniest dick on the planet. He is also really small and bad at sports. He needs to kill himself.
by Ohmygodjay December 19, 2019

Easton Bush is the best person you will ever meet. He's really sweet and won't leave you over stupid stuff. He'll help you with whatever. And he's the most amazing boyfriend yet. He's also extremely attractive.
by MarshallHall September 23, 2021

Alternate term and slang for ‘registered sex offender’ or ‘child molester’ or other phrases relating to sexual assault on people, especially children.
by faggotyies November 24, 2021

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
