Easton

A man with an absurdly long, girthy penis. The sheer size of his schlong will devastate anyone who crosses his path.

Easton has a massive penis.

by JBONE4SHO March 5, 2022

Easton

If you have this name that means you are very hot and probably pull many girls and your also very strong and good at almost every sport.

Easton is very hot I wish I was dating him.

by Factsonly100 December 2, 2021

easton

eastons are hot as fuck and sometimes you think to youself "damn i'd like to fuck him" but they have the worst personality ever they will flirt with you and use your body to pleasure themselves but they also are pleasureing themselves to other girls as well

girl 1"oh my look it's that hot ass easton kid"

girl 2"he's hot but the biggest player ever"

by iloveyourdadtons June 19, 2022

easton panasuk

A fucking faggot with the tiniest dick on the planet. He is also really small and bad at sports. He needs to kill himself.

Oh my god your such a Easton panasuk

by Ohmygodjay December 19, 2019

Easton Bush

Easton Bush is the best person you will ever meet. He's really sweet and won't leave you over stupid stuff. He'll help you with whatever. And he's the most amazing boyfriend yet. He's also extremely attractive.

someone: "Easton Bush is so pretty"

by MarshallHall September 23, 2021

Easton

Alternate term and slang for ‘registered sex offender’ or ‘child molester’ or other phrases relating to sexual assault on people, especially children.

Dude, your dad is dressing like such an Easton.

by faggotyies November 24, 2021

Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is

Easton's slow

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016