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Andrew Downey 

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
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Robert Downey Jr. 

Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"

Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"

A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.
Robert Downey Jr. by courtofowls August 23, 2023