doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard

Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined

by Votes December 10, 2022

Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge

The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)

by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025